5th Punch ~ Social Violence!

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[Video - Friday morning 12/6]

[Sakura hits the journals up in the morning, relatively early; she's in a cheerful, energetic mood this morning, and feels the need to do some playing today.]

So! We got all that snow yesterday. I think it's time to have a little fun!

What does everyone think of a grand mass snowball fight? I'm talking ninja-style, very few holds barred, get 'em however you can! [Pause.] Try to avoid actually causing serious bodily harm, though. The point is to have fun. But other than that, go for it!

The whole village is fair game, but let's at least get started... hm, just to the south, I think. Plenty of space for fun, and we can spread from there!


[Action - Same day, all day]

[Sakura's out there, wrapped up warm and ready for action. It's a beautiful day for shenanigans and she's got more than a few in mind!]

There's only one rule. Make me do any actual work, and I will destroy you! [Translation: hurt someone and she'll hurt you.

She may also be starting some snow fortifications. Nothing like having the upper hand!]

((ooc: It's a free-for-all! Feel free to thread with other folks in this post, threadjack, etc etc. Come get snowy and have fun!))

Comments

[bunsofsteel]

[Hello ex-husband.

He's succeeding at being sneaky it seems, as she leans down to try to whack the clone in the head with a well-aimed snowball.]

[believeit]

[Good she's totally falling for it!

As soon as she focuses properly on the clone he leaps up behind her, throwing the snowball right at the back of her head before jumping out of the tree back to the ground.]

[bunsofsteel]

[One hundred percent falling for it. Literally falling for it, when the unexpected impact to the back of her head leaves her tumbling forward with an aborted yelp, barely managing to flip and land on her feet in time to see the clone disappear from the thrown snowball.]

Naruto!

[U better run.]

[believeit]

[Naruto's already off and looking to put some distance between them, grinning and laughing to himself as he does.]

[He hurries and ducks behind a little snow bank, gathering up more snow for snowballs.]

[bunsofsteel]

[Whoops, he's not in her immediate sight, so time to run up another tree, using Chakra to stick to it in search of the bright orange ninja. Better be wearing orange, or she probably won't spot him in time.]

[believeit]

[Of course he is wearing orange.

He's currently crouching behind one of the nearby trees, gathering up more snowballs.]

[bunsofsteel]

[What kind of ninja wouldn't wear orange?

Heads up, she's scooping up several crude snowballs from the snow on the branches and hurling them in quick succession. Some of them fall apart in flight, but the rest make it! Aimed squarely for the back of his head.]

[believeit]

[Some he dodges but a couple managed to hit their target, leaving snow in his hair as some if it melts and runs down his neck, causing little yelps from him since it's cold.

No time to try and brush it away though, he's too busy gathering more snow and hurling snowballs back at her as soon as they are formed.]

[bunsofsteel]

[Oops she's laughing at him again because those little yelps aren't all that dignified for the so-called Village Hero.

She has to jump back down from the tree again though rather than risk slipping off again, grabbing a branch and landing in a roll to start gathering up more snow.]

Gonna give up yet?!

[believeit]

What do you think?

[Of course e's not going to give up he NEVER GIVES UP. There's another snowball already flying towards her, and a second, bigger one right after it.]

[bunsofsteel]

[You'd BETTER GIVE UP!!! Because she's not going to either, dodging the first thrown snowball but getting smacked by the second.]

Gah, hey!

[Then she's firing back, just trying to make as many little snowballs as possible to throw one after another.]

[believeit]

[Never!!! He's getting pelted by most of the snowballs but it is worth it in order to keep throwing his own back at her as fast as he can.

Who's going to tire out first??]

[bunsofsteel]

[She's going to keep fighting as long as she can, until she's nearly soaked through and panting, but there's no way she could match Naruto's stamina. After taking a particularly brutal snowball to the face, she just falls back and lies there, gasping for breath.]

Enough! Enough.

[believeit]

[He stops once she gives up, clutching at his stomach to let out a loud laugh.]

Ha ha ha! I won!

[bunsofsteel]

[She growls and rolls onto her side, making one more snowball to toss at him to shut him up.]

Shut up! [In case the point wasn't made clear enough by the snowball.]