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medicalpunch) wrote2013-01-05 12:17 pm
medicalpunch) wrote2013-01-05 12:17 pm
[Luceti] Appointments
[For all those interactions that don't get a whole separate post all to their lonesomes, or for continuing log threads that don't belong on a community post for whatever reason.]
Video, Feb 9th
Do you know anything about... let's see.. [He's reading something written down by the looks of it.]
....The ninja rules verbatim, important theories...theorems of combat strategy, the five hundred fifty five laws of defense.....
Sixty-seven formulas of battle.....
Battle strategies for the essays... I think I can do that one on my own... what does he mean by analyze famous fights??
Help!!
[Your team mate sure did get trolled by Kakashi.]
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[She listens to this message and laughs. It's pretty obvious that Kakashi's trolling, but given what their written exam for chuunin was like, it sounds just plausible enough for her to run with, despite her inexperience on the "trolling one's teammates" front.]
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[When she opens the video to respond, though, she makes sure her expression is quite serious.]
I don't know, Naruto... are you sure you're supposed to ask me that? A jounin is supposed to know all of this information already, from experience and lots of learning. Don't you think getting the answers from me would be like cheating?
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[ARGH WHY DOES HIS WHOLE TEAM SUCK]
[Excuse him a moment as he just flops down ALL DRAMATIC LIKE you can barely see him on the journal anymore.]
So you're not gonna help me?!
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Well, maybe I can give you some hints. Just between us, you know.
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I haven't even heard about most of this stuff! Are you sure we learnt it in the Academy?
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[Gosh, Naruto! You're making it really hard for her to keep a straight face here.]
Well, not in the Academy, no. This is the jounin test, Naruto! These are all things you should have learned since graduating. I mean, you haven't been a chuunin at all, but you spent all that time with Jiraiya-sama...
[Which is a tough topic, let's not linger there.]
Anyway, if a chuunin leads small groups, a jounin has to be ready to lead big ones! You've got to really know your stuff.
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[This is no help argh.]
Do you know them?
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[She pauses, considering how best to proceed, then grins wickedly.]
Of course I know them! Here-
[And she just starts rattling off things that she figures sound pretty good, filling them in to be the "five hundred fifty-five laws of defense." Most of it is just common-sense defensive techniques, but pad it all out with enough big words...
On the other hand, her poker face might be wearing a little thin. That's a real sparkle in her eyes right now...]
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Sakura-chaaaaaaaaaan!
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[And that's when she breaks -- she just can't take it anymore, can't keep up the façade in the face of that whining despair. Time to dissolve into helpless giggling.]
Naruto, your face...!
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[It's cute and dumb, that's what about your face.]
You... hahaha, you're falling for it... [And she's just covering her face now, laughing.]
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But then he gets it.]
THIS WAS ALL A JOKE WASN'T IT?!
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[She's laughing too hard to answer now, but she nods broadly. After a moment or two, she pulls herself together enough to ask,]
You got that all from Kakashi-sensei?
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[He expects this shit from Kakashi but NOT YOU Sakura]
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It was too funny not to!
[Baby troll has taken her first few steps to a larger world of messing with people's heads.]
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Of course it is!