Hmm. Well, it's possible he kind of forgot about those. I mean, he wasn't really active for a long time, wasn't he? Just wandering around writing those filthy books...

[She pauses, considering how best to proceed, then grins wickedly.]

Of course I know them! Here-

[And she just starts rattling off things that she figures sound pretty good, filling them in to be the "five hundred fifty-five laws of defense." Most of it is just common-sense defensive techniques, but pad it all out with enough big words...

On the other hand, her poker face might be wearing a little thin. That's a real sparkle in her eyes right now...]